Here are some raps I made up:
Look man, try to understand, my friend dan, he's your biggest fan, he's gey but he's not trying to be your man, in fact, he's gey with stanly, so I told him thats just bland, and he needs to get outta the gey guy clan, well anyways, I gotta plan, I was wonderin can you gimme your autograph for dan?
Look, we're here now, so lemme f*ck you up like blam-blam-pow, thats for being so loud, Notace how I'm the one with the crowd, and your full a doubt, and now your out, now don't pout cause I'm proud of my raps. whats wrong man, you gettin' rowdy? Well I say to that, howdy, your fucked up. The sound of my voice will haunt you, I know I vowed not to swear, but I'm doin it to make the crowd get wowed, now Ima dissapear into the clouds.
Now for an actual rap battle:
Look at you at this duel, lookin like a fool going against me, now don't make me hit you in the jewels, cause the rules state that when you lose to me, you gotta bow to my feet, now I'm rockin this beat, wondering if your gonna admit defeat, or if your gonna sound leet.
Any takers?